So, I'm a normal guy. At any given time I would guess that somewhere between 1/3 and 1/2 of my body weight consists of gas. It likes to escape from just about every opening as possible. Normally. However, since I've started this diet and haven't been able to go out . . .or move, I have had a major decline in the production of gas. I didn't realize it until this evening. I ate some hot stone-pot bibimbap (DELICIOUS!) and laid down. I was playing my favorite Wii fishing game while I was resting my back and then I sat up. As soon as I sat up a huge burp just escaped from my mouth. I didn't know it was there and it just erupted like vesuvius. It felt amazing but it actually scared me a bit.
I guess the reason I didn't realize it had left me was because my 14 week pregnant wife has been making up for my absence. . . today I thought she ripped the chair.
Well, I guess I'm doing my part for global warming, now someone needs to get my wife to do her part.
I have to say though, I don't mind the noises she makes. Maybe I'm crazy, but its kinda cute and I know that its because our little kong (K-oh-ng ,콩) is making her do it.
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